Monday, 10 November 2014

Why I Am A Vampire

Good luck trying to figure out how much of this is ironic.  I wear creepy black clothing. Blood is pretty cool tbh. I hate garlic. I'm definitely a night person. If I wear enough lipstick, I'll look like I've been drinking blood. I am an old soul. I have the hair. Mirrors are not my friend. Neither are cameras. Urgh no. No fire. God no. My relationship with God. Dramatic monalogues. I'm trying to infect others, I swear. Capes. I'm pretty sure I have a friend who's a werewolf. I sparkle in the sun. I would totes lure lost travellers into...