Good luck trying to figure out how much of this is ironic.
- I wear creepy black clothing.
- Blood is pretty cool tbh.
- I hate garlic.
- I'm definitely a night person.
- If I wear enough lipstick, I'll look like I've been drinking blood.
- I am an old soul.
- I have the hair.
- Mirrors are not my friend. Neither are cameras.
- Urgh no. No fire. God no.
- My relationship with God.
- Dramatic monalogues.
- I'm trying to infect others, I swear.
- Capes.
- I'm pretty sure I have a friend who's a werewolf.
- I sparkle in the sun.
- I would totes lure lost travellers into my castle so I can drink their blood.