How To Take A Test

HOW TO TAKE A TEST (the entire process)

as someone who took her PSATs today, I am very qualified for this. Yes. I am. Shut up.

1. Hold it off until the night before.
2. Study like hell. Give up halfway through and stalk attractive people's photos.
3. Receive a panicked call/text from a friend stressing about how hard the test is going to be, and decide to get back to it.
4. Stop the test to handle your screaming family.
5. Go back to your studying and forget what you just did.
6. Get a drink.
7. Stare at the page.
8. Make yourself a nutella sandwich.
9. Lose your calculator and your sanity.
10. Finish your studying and realise that it's pretty late.
11. Write up your blog post on how to study.
12. Go to sleep five hours after you finished studying.
13. Wake up an hour later to take the test.
14. Stare at the test paper and make up random answers for questions you can't answer.
15. Fall asleep halfway through.
16. Be woken up by the proctor/teacher.
17. See all your classmates staring at you. Self consciously wipe the drool off your face.
18. Realise you only have five minutes left and blaze through the test.
19. Hand it in, knowing that you'll fail.
20. Get your results, to find that you have failed.
21. Die.