Things I Learnt In High School

1. Don't go to school if you're sick, it'll make you feel 123706427054x more sick.
2. Don't miss school because then you'll fail everything.
3. How to sleep in classes without teachers noticing.
4. How to use your phone in class without teachers noticing.
5. How to discreetly listen to music.
6. Magical techniques to drink things that aren't water in class.
7. The amount of concealer needed to cover the shadows.
8. Don't bother combing your hair.
9. I may be drunk/high/dead/sleep deprived, but I'm in class.
10. No one likes you.
11. I'm sorry.
12. The amount of sugar essential to a normal level of energy.
13. Nope.
14. Nope.
15. Nope.
16. A whole wide glorious world of nope.
17. Nope.
18. Bye.
19. Urgh
20. Schooooollll.